My cereal box has a motto on the side: “Cereal as unique as you are!”
This is pretty dumb, right? There are 100 cereals on the shelf, at best, and 6.8 billion people on the planet. Even if Wheatabix was radically unlike other cereals (which it ain’t), I feel kind of insulted when my breakfast implies that I’m about as uncommon as a fencepost.
Wheatabix… Not especially unique!
Uncle Vinny…. Not really that unique, either!
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