…so I think I’m going to get a tattoo.
It’s going to be in Comic Sans.
It will be on my ass.
And it will say “BEST IF USED BY OCT 24 2008″.
Because that’s when I’ll turn 39.
39, people! Hot squirrel on a stick, that’s old!
I’m thinking multi-colored Comic Sans. That’ll be dreamy! Too bad my ass doesn’t allow blinking HTML.
This post makes me feel uncomfortable.
YOU! I thought you unsubscribed after my terrible PM joke!
Maybe I should have. The mental images, children, they BURN!